I get knocked down, but I get knocked up too! Tumblr (3.0; @notsimplistic)http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/054313301c5d0bf1d918ae52c266bb2d/tumblr_mn4be8J2Xu1rpri2zo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96c7999186ea833685c5d808236dca71/tumblr_mn4be8J2Xu1rpri2zo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a5ac004fe6df3be66352b7996f57700/tumblr_mn4be8J2Xu1rpri2zo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/17998031a8a05b759bf6a9cbdafe7450/tumblr_mn4be8J2Xu1rpri2zo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d93a2b71c92afd88d391e53731cce240/tumblr_mn4be8J2Xu1rpri2zo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/785e68c8c433f1030f5f62f9cc4c1f3c/tumblr_mn4be8J2Xu1rpri2zo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d530f2bcd85f86757582c73ee9e347ea/tumblr_mn4be8J2Xu1rpri2zo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/94c1dc37f8ac2887f07762c033188401/tumblr_mn4be8J2Xu1rpri2zo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c6f5b71e2cc75d6a2ac44a20b4a9ca9/tumblr_mn4be8J2Xu1rpri2zo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e351091924fce0e996323e17abb62947/tumblr_mn4be8J2Xu1rpri2zo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://museumuesum.tumblr.com/post/50938987574/erik-olson-i-fucking-love-space-2011-oil-on" target="_blank">museumuesum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Erik Olson</strong></p> <p><em>I Fucking Love Space</em>, 2011<br/> oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches</p> <p><em>Mercury</em>, 2011<br/> oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches</p> <p><em>Venus</em>, 2011<br/> oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches</p> <p><em>Earth</em>, 2011<br/> oil on canvas, 72 x 84 inches</p> <p><em>Mars, Fear & Dread</em>, 2011<br/> oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches</p> <p><em>Jupiter</em>, 2011<br/> oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches</p> <p><em>Saturn</em>, 2011<br/> oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches</p> <p><em>Uranus</em>, 2011<br/> oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches</p> <p><em>Neptune</em>, 2011<br/> oil on panel, 48 x 36 inches</p> <p><em>The Gateway (Hubble Deep Field)</em>, 2011<br/> oil on canvas, 72 x 84 inches</p> </blockquote>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51138779286http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51138779286Thu, 23 May 2013 02:37:55 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1d9a1b9a6b8daa22cc317fea3a95462/tumblr_mn7ri1Czkc1r30f6io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neurolove.me/post/51085400898/thought-this-was-funny-deceitfulhonesty" target="_blank">psych-facts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>thought this was funny! <a href="http://deceitfulhonesty.tumblr.com" target="_blank">(deceitfulhonesty)</a></p> </blockquote> <p>waaaah D:</p> <p>wtf</p>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51137721699http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51137721699Thu, 23 May 2013 01:55:14 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2446b17f378a952e740787389352f73/tumblr_mmveb1SgsP1qdfttzo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/686f163710cb3d6797a9fcad56f4b366/tumblr_mmveb1SgsP1qdfttzo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51136756782http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51136756782Thu, 23 May 2013 01:18:31 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c70bf2aee572c61c858dad2358cd21e/tumblr_mf4o4v9xhy1qmbg8bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51135724141http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51135724141Thu, 23 May 2013 00:41:31 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowwzrVopY1qbemqao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowwzrVopY1qbemqao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowwzrVopY1qbemqao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowwzrVopY1qbemqao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowwzrVopY1qbemqao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowwzrVopY1qbemqao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geewizkidd.tumblr.com/post/51118250592/indigo-waves-jukadiie-imapervert-out-of" target="_blank">geewizkidd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://indigo--waves.tumblr.com/post/51108903860" target="_blank">indigo—waves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jukadiie.tumblr.com/post/51108522771/imapervert-out-of-everyone-on-this-list-i" target="_blank">jukadiie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teampervert.com/post/14597767196/out-of-everyone-on-this-list-i-think-ariel-from" target="_blank">imapervert</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Out of everyone on this list, I think Ariel from The Little Mermaid had the best pussy. She was a virgin and she was THIRSTY as fuck for ole boy. She sold out her entire species to grow legs to give him some of that mussy (Mermaid pussy). Once you do something like that, there’s no limit to what you’ll do to please your man, she was tossing salad and everything. </p> <p>Pocahontas had already been ran up in by that dude she was supposed to marry, so John Smith was getting leftovers. Plus, she walked around barefoot, the soles of her feet were probably on some struggle shit. No bueno. I didn’t see her in not one pair of moccasins in the whole cartoon. She didn’t even need a flint to start fires, just rub them feet together over a tinder bundle and the blaze was on and popping.</p> <p>The bitch from beauty in the beast probably has the most hollowed out cavernous pussy in Disney history. Even after he turned to human form I bet his loins were on some mandingo shit. </p> <p>Princess Jasmine was a spoiled frigid bitch. The very definition of a pillow princess. The type of broad who licks the head of your dick three times and thinks her job is done. The type of broad who don’t ride dick cause it makes her legs hurt. The type of broad that always make you wear a condom cause she don’t like the sensation of cum running down her asscrack. Her only plus is she got that good Indian hair. </p> </blockquote> <p>O.M.G.</p> </blockquote> <p>omfg i’m done AHAHAHAHA</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>omfg this AHHAHAH</p>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51135718791http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51135718791Thu, 23 May 2013 00:41:20 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d2edd49ab25260ffdb850481df032a1/tumblr_mk30lqTmsa1s2a1d8o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51135677594http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51135677594Thu, 23 May 2013 00:39:54 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f40384fb41c5afcbcbf51a0cd470c376/tumblr_mn69tzaZbH1qzxhoso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://thebloggersdaughter.blogspot.be/" target="_blank">The Blogger’s Daughter</a></p> </blockquote>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51134398831http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51134398831Wed, 22 May 2013 23:58:44 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3189164e016dbd3238ababd96f27676e/tumblr_mmju3rd3Kv1qzlsa9o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f772a19f19deb6cbbd909a52ede37d3/tumblr_mmju3rd3Kv1qzlsa9o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cbb835f011391fc243a126c14a4a4ff3/tumblr_mmju3rd3Kv1qzlsa9o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0efbfbd3e191ff4162b905e75fa5c612/tumblr_mmju3rd3Kv1qzlsa9o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3f54cabbe0632ab0ce31af4afab8763/tumblr_mmju3rd3Kv1qzlsa9o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a55b6e38b0d3ad27ccbb9dbbb69062d6/tumblr_mmju3rd3Kv1qzlsa9o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51134389085http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51134389085Wed, 22 May 2013 23:58:26 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07a8c37818e5291c62ec97acb47b9bc8/tumblr_mn4jju4z5f1qj77gfo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51133547119http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51133547119Wed, 22 May 2013 23:34:43 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxca8nyB8D1r4e46uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51133527404http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51133527404Wed, 22 May 2013 23:34:10 -0700we're only humanpretty deep<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52rf8WZkn1qbxm37o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://detention.tumblr.com/post/51127548831/im-following-back-tons" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">detention</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>im following back tons!!</p></blockquote>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51133515278http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51133515278Wed, 22 May 2013 23:33:51 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46ff55e5be4a37468a641613ea32acfd/tumblr_mgl6sgTfN21r352jbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51133496838http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51133496838Wed, 22 May 2013 23:33:21 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwk9mx4id1r7m9kyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51133484053http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51133484053Wed, 22 May 2013 23:33:01 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/19a35bd9c405aef1b855589b28b87ba2/tumblr_mk97yjbZy61rk4j8ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51133480805http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51133480805Wed, 22 May 2013 23:32:55 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvefg8OVn81r45gwao1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvefg8OVn81r45gwao2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvefg8OVn81r45gwao3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvefg8OVn81r45gwao4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvefg8OVn81r45gwao5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvefg8OVn81r45gwao6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvefg8OVn81r45gwao7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvefg8OVn81r45gwao8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvefg8OVn81r45gwao9_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvefg8OVn81r45gwao10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51133451035http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51133451035Wed, 22 May 2013 23:32:08 -0700d'awwwcute as fuckbutprobably hot as fuck too<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9af740395cc67679e963242412254a11/tumblr_mn6w6aydSD1qlk4mqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51103551575http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51103551575Wed, 22 May 2013 16:07:11 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6eag5RX9x1qi23vmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51103509204http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51103509204Wed, 22 May 2013 16:06:35 -0700“In order to fly, you have to let go of the world you’re hanging on to.”<br/><br/> - <em>Kurek Ashley (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onlinecounsellingcollege.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">onlinecounsellingcollege</a>)</em>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51098548454http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51098548454Wed, 22 May 2013 15:00:21 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghostkid.tumblr.com/post/48421668505/girl-are-you-the-sun-because-i-have-a-hard-time" target="_blank">ghostkid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot</p> </blockquote>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51060529965http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51060529965Wed, 22 May 2013 02:54:28 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e08f5f2dad64f2ca39ff0c0d1569f230/tumblr_mn3qqnhhf41qzcv7no1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.1000notes.com/post/51060426298" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-best-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/50978385356" target="_blank">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <p>omfg</p></blockquote>http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51060525209http://notsimplistic.tumblr.com/post/51060525209Wed, 22 May 2013 02:54:17 -0700